I slit my wrists with a Twinkie once.

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Don’t Be That Guy.

Great campaign! Great point!

signal boosting the shit out of this

you can never NOT reblog this

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The inner state of his soul might be compared to a demolished building, which has been demolished so that from it a new one could be built; but the new one has not been started yet, because the infinitive plan has not yet come from the architect and the workers are left in perplexity.

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Nikolai Gogol, Dead Souls. (via ivankaramazovs)

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You make me hard when I’m all soft inside turned 4 today!


and the pull away, look at each other, then down at their lips and kiss again. that’s my favorite. 

Especially after you’ve been away for more a long time………………. ONLY FEW DAYS MORE!

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Robert Pattinson: “If you find a girl who reads, keep her close. When you find her up at 2 AM clutching a book to her chest and weeping, make her a cup of tea and hold her. You may lose her for a couple of hours but she will always come back to you. She’ll talk as if the characters in the book are real, because for a while, they always are. Date a girl who reads because you deserve it. You deserve a girl who can give you the most colorful life imaginable. If you can only give her monotony, and stale hours and half-baked proposals, then you’re better off alone. If you want the world and the worlds beyond it, date a girl who reads.”

i will always reblog that quote. because it gives me chills and it is so true. 

I love this quote as well but this tool never said it…

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My mind rebels at stagnation. Give me problems, give me work, give me the most abstruse cryptogram, or the most intricate analysis, and I am in my own proper atmosphere. But I abhor the dull routine of existence. I crave for mental exaltation.

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Arthur Conan Doyle (via theaestheticengineer)

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